SWAMP-DWELLER BLUES

Swamp-dweller Blues

Swamp-dweller Blues

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Every morning, Shrek wakes up and trudges over to his office. It ain't easy being the CEO of an ogreempire. He's got mountains of paperwork to tackle, meetings with demanding officials, and the constant threat of Fiona interrupting.

To top it all off, he's gotta battle the monotony. Sometimes he dreams of just lounging in his swamp with a good bowl of swamp stew, but duty calls. He groans and throws on his business suit. Another day, another dollar.

Swamp Thing Corporate: They Know

Ya'll feel/sense/know it in your bones. The corporate/biz/establishment swamp/quagmire/sludge is real, and it's thick/churning/sticky. Big/The/Shady money calls the shots/controls everything/runs the show, leaving/screwing over/trampling the rest of us. It's a system/machine/structure rigged against the little guy/ordinary people/you and me.

  • We're/They're/You're all just stuck/trapped/chained in this mess/circus/nightmare.
  • It's/This is/That's time/past time/high time to fight back/break free/make a change.
  • Let's/We can/They should drain the swamp/expose the truth/hold them accountable.

Don't/Ever/Never let them tell you/fool you/brainwash you into believing/thinking/accepting that this is just how things are. We deserve/can have/must fight for a better/fairer/just world.

Swamp Life > The Grind

Listen here, partner. This ain't your daddy's office job . Out here in the bayous , life moves at a slower rhythm . You get your hands dirty, sure, but you also get to breathe fresh air . No deadlines out here. Just the rustling reeds and the soft sunlight. It's a simple life , ya know? One you can't find in no city slicker hustle .

My Overlord is Farquaad Send Help

This stinks. Working for him/that little tyrant/the Short King is awful/terrible/a living nightmare. He's always yelling/constantly on my case/demanding impossible things and expects me to be perfect/treat him like royalty/clean his boots. I tried to quit once, and let me tell you, it was a terrible idea. Now he's watching me like a hawk/making my life hell/threatening to turn me into an ogre.

I just need to disappear. Maybe a fairy godmother/a dragon/one of those talking donkeys could help me escape/give me some advice/teach me how to fight Farquaad.

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* I'm certain he's going to fire me/turn me into a frog/make me his jester.

* I can't take it anymore/stand this/deal with this.

* Please, someone, come quick!

OgreLord 24/7

He's a real monster, but in the best way possible. This dude lives and breathes that green goodness. When he's not laying waste to villages, you can catch him crafting memes. This OGRE has mastered the art of being a digital mischief-maker.

  • His memes are legendary
  • That sweet, sweet internet validation fuels him
  • Beware of his rage

Prepare for the Muck

Well folks, you better grab your boots and mosquito repellent 'cause this weekend is gonna be a real slogger. We're shrek lookin' at swampy rain all the whole darn time with conditions in the mid-80s. If you're thinkin' about headin' outdoors, best pack some extra bug spray and a tarp. It might even be good for gettin' that swamp critter watchin' in.

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